Fun Farm Fact:

• Log On: Making the wood stove hotter.
• Log Off: Don't add wood.
• Monitor: Keep an eye on the wood stove.
• Download: Getting the firewood off the pickup.
• Mega Hertz: When you're not careful downloading (watch the toes!)
• Floppy Disk: What you get from piling too much wood.
• RAM: The hydraulic thingy that makes the wood splitter work.
• Hard Drive: Getting home in mud season.
• Prompt: What you wish the mail was in mud season.
• Windows: What to shut when it's 30 below.
• Screen: What you need for black fly season.
• Byte: What black flies do.
• Chip: What to munch on.
• Micro Chip: What's left in the bag when the chips are gone.
• Infrared: Where the leftovers go when Fred's around.
• Modem: What you did to the hay fields.
• Dot Matrix: Farmer Matrix's wife.
• Lap Top: Where little kids feel comfy.
• Keyboard: Where you hang your keys.
• Software: Plastic eating utensils.
• Mouse: What eats the horses' grain in the barn.
• Main Frame: The part of the barn that holds the roof up.
• Port: Fancy wine.
• Enter: C'mon in!
• Random Access Memory: You can't remember how much that new rifle cost when your wife asks.